{"product_id":"2940154101933","title":"Buns 'n Roses","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor a collection of erotic short stories, this buttload of bountiful beauties has far too many titles in the non-fiction section - so many, I had to tweak several up a bit (aka \"Tone them down\") so they could be considered 'Gray Areas' somewhere between right-and-wrong... I mean, truth-and-fiction.\u003cbr\u003eAs always, I include the truth behind the truth (or even the truth behind the almost fiction) in a special section of the book, which you are free to enjoy... or skip if you want to save me the embarrassment of it all.\u003cbr\u003eTopics included:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIntroduction\u003cbr\u003eIntroduction Strikes Back\u003cbr\u003e-Fiction \u0026amp; Fantasy-\u003cbr\u003eTake Two (unfortunately exactly what the title says)\u003cbr\u003ePen Jan (see? I'm not the only one in the world that messes up)\u003cbr\u003eTherapy (hypnotic shenanigans - as far as I know, it didn't work)\u003cbr\u003e- Shades of Gray -\u003cbr\u003eCome As You Are (\"For Sale\"... again)\u003cbr\u003eRandal Two-Fer (I'm not sure if I should do this for him, but hubby gets the spotlight)\u003cbr\u003eHumpable \/ Not Humpable for Men (Further in-depth research for my readers)\u003cbr\u003eNaughty Girl Everything (No. Just, no, okay?)\u003cbr\u003e-Non-Fiction- (Damn this section is big this time)\u003cbr\u003eMake Me Say It (Still *no*!)\u003cbr\u003eThree Dong Night (Wait - this obviously got put in the wrong section... oh, dammit - it's not)\u003cbr\u003eDouble Dog Dare (The ultimate f-ups are always preceded by either a \"Double Dog Dare\" or \"Hey, y'all, watch this!\")\u003cbr\u003eSex Dream - Coming Rain (My first Technicolor sex dream)\u003cbr\u003eDuty Calls (Booty Call for married folk)\u003cbr\u003eQuestion and Answer with Rose, Session 5\u003cbr\u003e-Bonus (not sexy) Non-Fiction-\u003cbr\u003eMammography Myth\u003cbr\u003eConclusion\u003cbr\u003eTruth \u0026amp; Consequences\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCinch'er down and mount up - although I'm bareback on a quarter horse, but feel free to use my ass if you like. Just don't expect a smooth ride if you do.\u003cbr\u003e(You know, sort of like \"cowboy sex\" - put her on all fours, grab a fistful of hair, a shot of lube, then \"Oops\" into the wrong hole and try to stay on for eight. (Eight seconds... it's the cut-off to a completed bronc ride... damn, the joke loses its effect if I have to explain everything to you!)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rose Maru","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47122723143920,"sku":"2940154101933","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940154101933_p0.jpg?v=1764063897","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940154101933","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}