{"product_id":"2940154395738","title":"Zombie Outbreak Survival: My Fellow Citizens","description":"\u003cp\u003eMy fellow citizens, American survivors, May 29, 2017 would have been John F. Kennedy's 100th birthday. To commemorate this, I wondered again, what would the great speeches sound like against the backdrop of a zombie apocalypse? And so, at the risk of what others might think, I thought I would try another speech. JFK's very last speech, zombified.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWho am I? I’m Captain Allen, USMC, a certified Zombie Outbreak Survival Expert. You already know you can count on me for great zombie apocalypse survival ideas, but I want you to come to me for all your zombie apocalypse and zombie outbreak needs. Of course, survival is my expertise. I promise to continue delivering the survival goods to you as I continue to write. I thought for this PSA, I would again take an interesting detour.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you want the people you love to survive, you'll read all of my zombie survival books. If you don't care if they survive, screw 'em...but read my books any how.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Van Allen","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47114148348144,"sku":"2940154395738","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940154395738_p0.jpg?v=1764067209","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940154395738","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}