{"product_id":"2940154419847","title":"Bimbo Bombed: Corporate Consumption","description":"\u003cp\u003eNobody liked Naomi Decanter, even if every man under her probably lusted for her. Unfortunately none of those men was under Naomi in the way they probably would have preferred.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe busty bitch was truly evil incarnate and soulless, but beautiful and successful well beyond her years. As the youngest female CEO around, Naomi had no time for pathetic peons, those she knew had no drive or ambition, but she did have time for her morning routine, which was where her life was about to drastically change that fateful business morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHeading into her office with her usual perfect style, expensive pinstriped women's suit, dominance in her eyes, Naomi did as she always did, sitting back at her modern desk with tablet in hand, checking her weekly schedule.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat was when a chime indicated a new email, and that email, like it or not, was going to truly bring new meaning to Corporate Consumption.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt seemed Naomi Decanter, the untouchable unattainable, and definitely unlikable, had been Bimbo Bombed. But unlike most out there, Naomi wasn't stupid. She knew the Bimbo Bombs only worked by being opened, and she wasn't about to open this email.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut what if not opening it was what did her in? She had to know, and this was where her years of the mastery of using others, of consuming their wills to get her way came in handy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCalling her secretary in, Naomi has her open the email, then hand the tablet back, but had her secretary always been blonde? Hadn't she usually worn glasses?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSometimes there are things in life that are unavoidable, like hunger, and as soon as Naomi realized the error of her ways by reading that email, she also realized the hunger was not to be avoided. She had been Bimbo Bombed, and now... she hungered to feast off herself as much as she always consumed of others.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWill the great Naomi Decanter discover that it's the fat tits underneath her expensive suit that matter most, and taste the best? Will she find all new success in draining her soon to be massive udders? And what about the poor lugs she recently laid off, those men just trying to earn an honest buck... will Naomi offer much better severance for their packages?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOnly Reader's Choice Month knows for sure, but you can find out by grabbing your own squeeze of the corporate cow in this fun little twisted tale of justice served.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kris Kreme","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47114330898672,"sku":"2940154419847","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940154419847_p0.jpg?v=1764067251","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940154419847","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}