{"product_id":"2940154431290","title":"SINtendo SWITCH-er MOO","description":"\u003cp\u003eSadie had assumed she could count on her boyfriend Owen to help out a little with some chores she promised she'd handle when her parent's left town. Of course getting Owen to focus on much of anything has never been easy, particularly when her parent's farm is involved.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs Owen seems oddly distracted and amused over by a fence, Sadie simply tries to keep an eye on him and continue the various tasks one has to do on a functioning farm. But if Owen isn't making lewd suggestions to his girlfriend, he's looking away beyond the fence and chuckling like he's up to something.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKnowing ever since the time Owen disassembled her dad's tractor and reassembled it up inside his hunting blind that her boyfriend has a serious mischievous side, Sadie confronts him. As it turns out, Owen has been staring and laughing at the very dull look of a cow that is just staring right back.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt isn't the cow though that has Sadie annoyed, it's whatever the little silver band is Owen clearly stuck on top of its head. Laughing, Owen rolls his eyes talking about how it's just a headband, but Sadie knows that headband or not it clearly had poor Bessie freaked out, the cow only moving when she snatches the headband off of her.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHeading into the barn to finish up the chores, Sadie makes Owen come along with her this time, and to keep her long blonde hair in place, she decides to just use the little silver headband he claims he just found laying around.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOnly when Sadie has placed the headband on her head does Owen reveal the truth, her arms dropping limply beside her as she stares dully ahead, aware and yet momentarily dazed by the feel of the metal band and what it is clearly doing to her.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt would seem Owen still has every bit the mischievous side, and he also is tired of wasting a perfectly good weekend doing chores for her parents. The headband is actually a device called a SINtendo SWITCHbitch, and as Owen explains to the mind numbed Sadie, usually it is just slipped on a good girl to make her bad or a bad girl to make her good.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHowever, Owen in all his mischievous messing around, has figured out that slipping the SINtendo SWITCHbitch onto an animal will capture the essence of that animal, the most characteristic traits and purpose of that animal within the SINtendo altering technology. And if the SWITCHbitch is then slipped onto a girl's head, the animal characteristics and traits will be unleashed right inside her already numbing mind.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOwen wanted some fun time at the farm with Sadie, but Sadie was so focused on being the responsible farmer's daughter she never suspected Owen might change her plans.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFinding herself incapable of even walking upright, helplessly mooing whenever she simply wants to speak, Owen is doing as he has done before, messing around with her daddy's farm equipment... only this time it's the old fashioned milking machine, and Sadie definitely won't recover from the fun Owen has in mind for the weekend.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey say a productive farm is a successful farm, and thanks to SINtendo, Sadie's parents will have a very productive farm.. even if she is doing most the producing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSadie may have been the one in charge of their activities this weekend, but Owen pulled an unexpected switcheroo, or maybe just a SINtendo SWITCH-er MOO.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kris Kreme","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47182953185520,"sku":"2940154431290","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940154431290_p0.jpg?v=1764067292","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940154431290","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}