{"product_id":"2940154440506","title":"One Flew Over the Bus Depot","description":"\u003cp\u003eIf you’re normal’, this will tell you what weird, ‘mad’ people do in order to enjoy their lives more.\u003cbr\u003eIt also introduces a new concept of an age-old behaviour, one that humans seem to have the monopoly on i.e. ‘Enceefulness’ and there is a great chance to hopefully experience it.\u003cbr\u003eWhat do you think it is?\u003cbr\u003eIf you think you don’t know, here’s the ten-million-dollar wellbeing question:\u003cbr\u003eWhat’s the most important thing any human can do for themselves?\u003cbr\u003eShall I tell you?\u003cbr\u003eOh, go on then. It is to feel positive emotion as much as they can; this is where wellbeing can help.\u003cbr\u003eYes, I am mad; I’m into wellbeing so what do you expect?\u003cbr\u003eIt’s hard to write in a straightjacket as I’m holding the pen in my mouth and pressing the keys with it.\u003cbr\u003eIf I have to push two keys at the same time, I try and use my big toe.\u003cbr\u003eCtrl, Alt, Delete? I have to call a nurse for that combination and, if they are watching something good on TV, (when they should be WORKING), they get narked (I’m glad I didn’t miss the r out then). They then get all serious when it’s ‘electric’ time; and then at colouring in time, I get all the same colour crayons; which is pathetic. I often think that it should be ‘them’ in us patient’s situations.\u003cbr\u003eI suppose that’s wellbeing i.e. I enjoy writing about being in an asylum; it flows oh so naturally. I suppose you have to be a bit ma, ha, ha, haaad!\u003cbr\u003eTo practice wellbeing?\u003cbr\u003eThat’s maybe ‘normal you’ out of enjoying this work then?\u003cbr\u003eAh well, have a nice day and good luck, (of course, there’s no such thing as luck in wellbeing, that’s for normal folk who need it, but seldom get it in its good form)\u003cbr\u003e‘Ow! Nurse! I think I’ve dislocated my hip trying to type a full stop!\u003cbr\u003eIf there are any silly errors in the script, blame the team, they’re mad too.\u003cbr\u003eOnce again, have a nice day, and remember, you’re on this wonderful planet because you wanted to be here … you desired, craved, demanded it, so … savour this physical experience (get into wellbeing!).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Frankie Lassut","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47076429103344,"sku":"2940154440506","price":1.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940154440506_p0.jpg?v=1764068270","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940154440506","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}