{"product_id":"2940154442166","title":"Covering Rose","description":"\u003cp\u003eCollected Covers, Related Tales, and Distant Memories... with a shot of sensual fiction here and there to keep things interesting.\u003cbr\u003eYou've seen my books (if not, why not?)... you've seen the covers... you wonder, \"Why the hell does the cover look like that?\" Well, fine, probably none of that is true, but heck, think about it: would YOU pose without clothes on for the cover of a book? Take a peek under the covers at my world, where sexless thoughts clash dangerously with my desire to be a pretend model.\u003cbr\u003eThe 'dirty dozen' covers I've done so far, each individually analyzed and explored. Sometimes providing intense visual journies through the entire artistic process.\u003cbr\u003eAs a bonus, in this Blue-Ray version, you'll even find several blooper reels, much to my dismay, along with interviews with your intrepid cover model, and a director's cut or three sure to entertain (if only I could figure out if it's a romance, erotic fantasy, or comedy).\u003cbr\u003e*Warning: This book is not intended for anyone not of legal age to view such material. It's also not intended for anyone with pre-existing heart conditions, social or psychological hang-ups about the human body, or my parents. If you fall into any of those categories, just don't, okay? Save us all the headaches, offended bitchters, religious zealots on high horses, and parental lectures. Thank you.\u003cbr\u003eFor the rest of you? I would presume you're probably going to find something in here to entertain, entice, or even educate if you're not careful.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTable of Contents:\u003cbr\u003eDisclaimer\u003cbr\u003eIntroduction\u003cbr\u003eThe Process\u003cbr\u003eWork Flow\u003cbr\u003eSex Sells\u003cbr\u003e- Cover Photo Shoot Dates\u003cbr\u003eWord with the Photographer\u003cbr\u003eCover Confession\u003cbr\u003eCover - Raindrops On Roses\u003cbr\u003e- Wetness\u003cbr\u003eCover - Rose by Any Other Name\u003cbr\u003eJunk\u003cbr\u003eCover - A Dozen Roses\u003cbr\u003e- Boopers\u003cbr\u003eCover - Coming Up Roses\u003cbr\u003eFake Cum\u003cbr\u003eCover - Rose Art (with Randy Maru)\u003cbr\u003e- Digital Shaving\u003cbr\u003eInterview with the Model\u003cbr\u003eCover - Rose Garden: My Life with HSDS\u003cbr\u003eZany Innocent Ideas\u003cbr\u003eI See England\u003cbr\u003e- Natural Light\u003cbr\u003e- Toyland\u003cbr\u003eCover - Rose Wood At Home\u003cbr\u003ePose Posse\u003cbr\u003eCover - Parade of Roses\u003cbr\u003e- Proof of Concept\u003cbr\u003eCover - Wars of Rose's\u003cbr\u003eHello Kitty\u003cbr\u003eApril Photo Fool\u003cbr\u003e- Model Humor\u003cbr\u003eCover - Real Randy Rose\u003cbr\u003eFur Burger\u003cbr\u003eCover - Buns 'n Roses\u003cbr\u003e- Stem Holder\u003cbr\u003eCover - Covering Rose\u003cbr\u003eQuestion \u0026amp; Answer with Rose (and Randy)\u003cbr\u003e- Corroboration\u003cbr\u003eFavorite Cover\u003cbr\u003eConclusion\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDammit! I had more 'tags' than available slots... add these to the tag list if you want:\u003cbr\u003eIts My Cover Ill Lie If I want To\u003cbr\u003eTwelve Search Terms Is Never Enough\u003cbr\u003eHSDD HSDS Hypoactive Sexual Desire Disorder Syndrome\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rose Maru","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47177770631408,"sku":"2940154442166","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940154442166_p0.jpg?v=1764068316","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940154442166","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}