{"product_id":"2940154468159","title":"Invasion of the Hazmats","description":"\u003cp\u003eAnyone who can eliminate their enemies by eating them is a formidable foe. Anyone would be the Hazmats, insaniac shapeshifters whose mindless greed is threatening the continued existence of the Abyssmal Cities. Is Miriam Mermelstein doomed to follow in their footsteps?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMiriam Mermelstein is changing and it’s not puberty. Just what is she becoming? Well, it depends on whom you talk to. According to a certain nasty person, her fate is sealed and there is nothing she can do about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInvasion of the Hazmats is a humorous middle-grade fantasy adventure about getting along with difficult people. Best for ages 8-10.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eZazkal threw the jar all the way across the room, no easy task underwater.\u003cbr\u003e“Useless, useless, useless. You’re nothing but an undersized ten-year old with a mouth bigger than your brain. I refuse to have you hanging around, interfering with my work.”\u003cbr\u003eI cracked.\u003cbr\u003e“What is this? Education by intimidation?” I hollered back. “You’re supposed to be my teacher. Anyway, you can’t kick me out and I can leave whenever I want. I’m not your prisoner anymore.”\u003cbr\u003eThe first day was going much better than expected. Here we were…already on speaking terms.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Susha Golomb","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47114239148272,"sku":"2940154468159","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940154468159_p0.jpg?v=1764067229","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940154468159","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}