{"product_id":"2940154518106","title":"Nonsense and No Sense","description":"\u003cp\u003eA few light-hearted pieces I have written and decided to compile together here. This includes poems, riddles, quotes, short stories and a silly story-like-thing called “The Egg”.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf anyone reads this, then I would much appreciate a review (be it good or bad) as any feedback I consider most helpful.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnjoy! Or don't enjoy!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDownload it. Print it out. Then turn it into toilet paper.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTotally your choice!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eP.S_ Are you bored. Then do what I do. Take off all your clothes and paint your face and arse bright blue. Then run outside and shout abuse at passers-by... Passes the time if nothing else!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jonathan Antony Strickland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47074796994800,"sku":"2940154518106","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940154518106_p0.jpg?v=1764070193","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940154518106","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}