{"product_id":"2940154523278","title":"Ramblings of a Gutter Queen","description":"\u003cp\u003eHave you ever shared a story with family, or friends about your life and have them rolling on the floor with tears of laughter? I have, many times. Most of my stories contain large amounts of humour, small traces of tragedy, and a pinch of grossness.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is not often that a person will admit to having used a takeaway coffee cup as a makeshift toilet, in the car, while in gear, because their excretory system was too impatient to wait for the real deal. I don't know many people who have been mauled by a kitten and survived to tell their story. It is not everyday that you catch your mom walking down a busy intersection with five cats, in a continental pillow case, on her back, on her way to the vet. I am almost sure that I am the only human to have beaten herself with a hosepipe in a desperate attempt to stop a dog fight.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf the above paragraph does not pique your interest as to what my entire memoir could possibly be about, then I suggest you put this book down now.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat makes this memoir extra special is the fact that it is written by a person who suffers with bipolar disorder, not to mention all the other exotic mental illnesses that I have. As a \"Bipolarian\", I do believe that my memoirs will allow other people to feel better about their lives, even if only for a moment.\u003cbr\u003eThis memoir is honest and real. In a world where such values are hard to find, this book is not ashamed to share my most awesome memories with you. I hope you enjoy it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWARNING!!!\u003cbr\u003eThis book contains explicit language \u0026amp; sarcasm. Read at own risk.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jessica Barber","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47122759188720,"sku":"2940154523278","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940154523278_p0.jpg?v=1764070738","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940154523278","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}