{"product_id":"2940154590621","title":"Good Old Norman: Part 2. Two Enceeful Christmas Cracker Flash Stories for the Soul","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis mini collection is for wellbeing curious people who appreciate it when someone attempts to amuse them (as long as they aren’t wearing a dirty mac), thus making them feel good. It is also for the wellbeing enthusiasts who appreciate the same thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause the huge majority of people don’t feel good that often, Christmas was created and became a huge happy pill; which cheered up a huge majority of that huge majority who weren’t happy. It is a time of the year when programmed people are given permission to like each other for a couple of weeks. A huge feeling of ‘champagne-in-vein’ excitement sweeps the Nation, strangers say ‘all the best’ to each other and some enemies tolerate each other; that’s the season of goodwill (only man could tie goodwill down to a season).\u003cbr\u003eThere was a cure to this asylum behaviour though. Frankie remembered Roy Wood of the pop group Wizzard, singing; “I wish it could be Christmas every day,” and invented Not Christmas or, Notmas, the extended season of goodwill.\u003cbr\u003eIf you wish, class these two stories as Notmas stories i.e. Christmas style stories that can be read on the golden sand beach; somewhere like Tiger Bay.\u003cbr\u003eChristmas Cracker one, A Christmas Coral, is a fun twist on the traditional Charles Dickens’, A Christmas Carol.\u003cbr\u003eChristmas Cracker two, The Plastic Christmas Card, is a very short period in the life of a rather sad little guy called Kevin, a man who has greasy ginger hair and dandruff (say no more); a man on a Notmas mission; although he’s convinced it’s Christmas.\u003cbr\u003eEnjoy.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Frankie Lassut","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47083122819312,"sku":"2940154590621","price":1.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940154590621_p0.jpg?v=1764086522","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940154590621","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}