{"product_id":"2940154614211","title":"We're Not Write","description":"\u003cp\u003e“It was the best of texts, it was the worst of texts …”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom accidentally propositioning a friend’s mom for a ball massage to finding a booger in a cup of coffee, We’re Not Write offers a variety of hilarious anecdotes between siblings, Cass and C.C. Bear witness to their crazy digital correspondence, insults, and major life faux pas in this laugh-out-loud collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom Chapter 3: The Prince of Darkness\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Alright, sir. I'm calling the number now. Who can I say is calling collect?\"\u003cbr\u003e\"The Prince of Darkness\"\u003cbr\u003e\"Excuse me, sir?\"\u003cbr\u003e\"Just tell her it's the Prince of Darkness. She knows who I am and what I'm capable of.\"\u003cbr\u003e\"Oh, my goodness. Um, OK. Please hold.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWritten by: Cass Alexander and C.C. Edwards\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cass Alexander","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47083283874032,"sku":"2940154614211","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940154614211_p0.jpg?v=1764087180","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940154614211","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}