{"product_id":"2940154625309","title":"Climbing Rose","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhether up against a wall or being lain about haphazardly, I hope my continuing saga up the brick wall of HSDS\/HSDD (Hypoactive Sexual Desire Syndrome \/ Hypoactive Sexual Desire Disorder) will yield an interesting, relatively thornless trip I can share. Somewhere between entertaining, enlightenment, and sensual entanglement we'll take root and water down the truth, just a little - at least enough to call it \"almost fiction\" - through another pile of prose.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e:Table of Contents:\u003cbr\u003ePre-Introduction Against A Wall\u003cbr\u003eIntroduction: Climbing Rose\u003cbr\u003e-Fiction \u0026amp; Fantasy-\u003cbr\u003e26 Letters of Gray\u003cbr\u003eMasked Mayhem\u003cbr\u003ePremature Introduction - Wall Climbing Rose\u003cbr\u003eWomen's Retreat (Absolutely not in the \"shades of gray\" category, dammit!)\u003cbr\u003e-Shades of Gray-\u003cbr\u003eBlock Party\u003cbr\u003eEmbarrassed For You\u003cbr\u003eGym Jump Start (I will not put this in the non-fiction section)\u003cbr\u003eSlumber Party\u003cbr\u003eYard Work Helpers\u003cbr\u003e-Non-Fiction-\u003cbr\u003eAnatomy Foul-Up\u003cbr\u003eChinese Massage Oops\u003cbr\u003eGift Guide For the Clueless\u003cbr\u003eHow To for Men: Guide to Women\u003cbr\u003eIf I Was a Boy\u003cbr\u003eInterview with the Author\u003cbr\u003eJob Jar Gone Wild\u003cbr\u003eLocker Rooms\u003cbr\u003eConclusion\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo pack it in, stomp it down, sprinkle a little more BS upon the dirt, and prepare to crampon up the Climbing Rose mountain peaks (or is that peek at the mountains? Wait, how'd we get north of the Lagoon of Mystery without me knowing?).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rose Maru","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47178695966960,"sku":"2940154625309","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940154625309_p0.jpg?v=1764071799","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940154625309","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}