{"product_id":"2940156683574","title":"Luscious Melchus 3: Picture Show Wendigo","description":"WARNING: Before you go any further, please finish the first two LUSCIOUS MELCHUS books and TONTO CANTO POCAHONTAS before you proceed with this one. There are spoilers and I don't want to ruin the exciting conclusions of the earlier books for you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMelchus hasn't been able to enjoy life since his god-like powers of lusciousness emerged. He unwittingly ends up in redface as a Hollywood Indian in a movie production so hostile to Native American actors, even Adam Sandler would walk off in protest. Although it's not apropos, how else could Melchus romance a Wendigo from a picture show?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHave at thee, mortals. The adventures of LUSCIOUS MELCHUS continue!","brand":"TemRose Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47103721799920,"sku":"2940156683574","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940156683574_p0.jpg?v=1764121695","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940156683574","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}