{"product_id":"2940156793723","title":"William's Witch","description":"William's Witch:  the second installment of a funny, sexy new paranormal romance series from New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Alyssa Day.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat happens when a centuries-old vampire who's allergic to magic falls for a very modern witch? Mayhem, madness, and romance!  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u0026gt;\u0026gt;William Pemberley woke up with a blazing hangover and realized that, yet again, he didn't know where or when he was.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe where was a fairly common occurrence and had been for at least the past few decades, so it didn't bother him all that much, but the when was a relatively new development, and he didn't like it at all.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHe shot up through six feet of soil into the moonlit quiet of a church graveyard, landing in the middle of a standoff between a couple of knife-wielding thugs and a woman wearing a lopsided pair of plastic wings. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"A tuxedo? Really?\" the woman drawled in a rich, sultry voice that made him think of aged whiskey and dark chocolate.  She looked William up and down and curled her lip.  \"Isn't that a little old school?\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWilliam glanced down at himself, mildly surprised to find that he was, indeed, wearing a tuxedo.  He grinned at the butterfly.  \"Apparently, I had a very good time.  What year is this?\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eShe snorted in a very unfeminine way that, oddly enough, turned him on a little.  \"2016.  Vampires are out, shifters are in, hashtag it's a new world, baby.\"\u0026lt;\u0026lt;\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e[[Author's note: this novelette – 14,000 words -- was originally published in the Taming the Vampire anthology, so if you have that one, you already have this and shouldn't buy it twice. Thanks!]\u003cbr\u003e****\u003cbr\u003eWhat they're saying about the Cardinal Witches: \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"I LOVE this story... It's sassy, smart and sexy. Alyssa's style of writing is magically as it simply flows off the pages and brings you into her world.\"  NOOK reader review\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"the most hilarious family ever created with a pen, or Word Program, or whatever.\" - reader review\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\" It was hilarious. I was laughing out loud because I couldn't help myself. This is the first time I have read this author, but it will definitely not be the last.\" - reader review\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e****","brand":"Alyssa Day","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47167158943984,"sku":"2940156793723","price":1.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940156793723_p0.jpg?v=1764087828","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940156793723","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}