{"product_id":"2940156863150","title":"Oops! That's My Dildo!","description":"Charlie is a business woman, interviewing potential housekeepers.  Carmella is a beautiful Spanish girl, looking for a job.  When the two get together in Charlie's apartment for an interview, Charlie's dog, Buddy, decides he likes Carmella so much he wants to play fetch --\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e-- with Charlie's pink, double-ended dildo.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMortified, Charlie sends the dog away and tries to shrug it off, but there's no unseeing the bright pink sex toy.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAfter some awkward questions, there's no doubt in either of their minds that the interview is about to get personal.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStory length:  About 4,100 words","brand":"Horny Goat Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47166926848240,"sku":"2940156863150","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940156863150_p0.jpg?v=1764088545","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940156863150","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}