{"product_id":"2940156902415","title":"The Van Helstein Gig","description":"\"Destiny should be more dignified.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eKaterina (aka Kat) Van Helstein's family has a secret. Her great-grandfather Abraham changed their surname from Van Helsing when he quit the vampire slaying biz to become a partner in a law firm. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDaddy Dearest may want her to practice law, but dark-haired Kat has a rebellious streak that's even longer than her legs. She's determined to become a vampire slayer, instead, so she can finally finish what Great-Grandpa started.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWith her roommate's help, Kat finds a way to finagle an audience with the king of them all, Count Dracula, and his slightly unhinged business partner, Abigail. Posing as a stripper in a room full of sex-hungry vampires isn't really what she had in mind, but, hey, beggars can't be choosers.","brand":"J. A. Fales\/ Jennifer Fales","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47071029821680,"sku":"2940156902415","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940156902415_p0.jpg?v=1764089312","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940156902415","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}