{"product_id":"2940156949786","title":"My First Dildo","description":"While helping my new friend, Rachel, move, I stumbled across a big green dildo in a box marked for her bedroom.  I'm straight, but holding that dildo made me wonder what it would be like to give a blowjob, or take something long and hard into your body for pleasure.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnable to experiment with Rachel's dildo, I decided to go get my own.  By the time I paid for it, though, I was so worked up with curiosity that I knew I'd never get it home.  I opted for the adult toy store's bathroom instead.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhen Jeff, the owner of the store, caught me blowing my dildo in the bathroom, he had a big surprise for me...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWho knew those places had such good customer service?  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis short story is roughly 5,200 words long","brand":"Horny Goat Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47300599939312,"sku":"2940156949786","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940156949786_p0.jpg?v=1764090473","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940156949786","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}