{"product_id":"2940157281922","title":"A Tale of Gods, Mortals, and Jell-O Shooters","description":"After having been trapped in his office for ten thousand years Lacerto, the god of small to medium-sized lizards, escapes to seek revenge. They say when you go looking for revenge, dig two graves. If you're a god, make sure one of them is the size of Mount Olympus. They say when you go looking for revenge, dig two graves. If you're a god, make sure one of them is the size of Mount Olympus. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTo keep himself out of that grave, Lacerto will have to win and wield a divine weapon that takes the form of a brutally sarcastic salamander, take on the entire pantheon of gods, and control a human lawyer to whom he accidentally assigned god-like power when she became his pope. But at least there will be alcohol. And snark. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"In the wry spirit of James Morrow and Terry Pratchett, Max Cantrell's A Tale of Gods, Mortals, and Jell-O Shooters is a high-minded, hilarious spin on power both mortal and divine.\" -Joshua Corin, Author of Nuclear Winter Wonderland, Cost of Life, and Marvel's Deadpool: Too Soon","brand":"Maxwell Cantrell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47300631298288,"sku":"2940157281922","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940157281922_p0.jpg?v=1764105507","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940157281922","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}