{"product_id":"2940157846459","title":"Last Words","description":"Two men sat by the sea waves.\u003cbr\u003e\"Well, I know I'm not handsome,\" said one gloomily. He was poking holes in the sand with a discontented cane.\u003cbr\u003eThe companion was watching the waves play. He seemed overcome with perspiring discomfort as a man who is resolved to set another man right.\u003cbr\u003eSuddenly his mouth turned into a straight line. \"To be sure you are not,\" he cried vehemently. \"You look like thunder. I do not desire to be unpleasant, but I must assure you that your freckled skin continually reminds spectators of white wall paper with gilt roses on it. The top of your head looks like a little wooden plate. And your figure--heavens!\"\u003cbr\u003eFor a time they were silent. They stared at the waves that purred near their feet like sleepy sea-kittens.\u003cbr\u003eFinally the first man spoke.\u003cbr\u003e\"Well,\" said he, defiantly, \"what of it?\"\u003cbr\u003e\"What of it,\" exploded the other. \"Why, it means that you'd look like blazes in a bathing-suit.\"\u003cbr\u003eThey were again silent. The freckled man seemed ashamed. His tall companion glowered at the scenery.","brand":"WDS Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47071345836272,"sku":"2940157846459","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940157846459_p0.jpg?v=1764103102","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940157846459","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}