{"product_id":"2940157891800","title":"Just Press 2","description":"Please note: \u003cbr\u003eThe proceeds from Just Press 2 will go to the Stop Soldier Suicide non-profit organization. \u003cbr\u003eFor more information on this 501C3 non-profit organization ran by vets and soldiers, please visit stopsoldiersuicide.org\/ \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSergeant Jeramy Thatcher was at a loss when his wife died. After months of searching for the will to move on, he found nothing. When Kyce died, the world he knew was no more and he couldn't picture life without her in it, so he resolved to end his life. \u003cbr\u003eFearing his body would attract wildlife, thus dirtying his beloved wife's kitchen, Jeramy dialed the pre-programmed Military Crisis Hotline to let them know to notify the base to collect the body. \u003cbr\u003eWhen he pressed 2 he was connected to help, it just wasn't the help he was expecting to find. \u003cbr\u003eInstead of the Military Crisis Hotline, Jeramy inadvertently woke up a woman across the country. The colorful string of threats and profanities she greeted him with at three in the morning was enough to make even an Army Ranger blush. Instead of telling him not to do it, to not pull the trigger, shesimply kept him company while he prepared to end it all. \u003cbr\u003eAnd it was that call which changed Jeramy's life forever. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e**Contains colorful humor, sexual references, and language**","brand":"Geeks on Ink","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47084291031280,"sku":"2940157891800","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940157891800_p0.jpg?v=1764105446","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940157891800","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}