{"product_id":"2940157918910","title":"Spicy Science Stories No. 1: Quantum Jacking (Science Kink Erotica)","description":"Lt. Hugh G. Rection can't catch a break. His ex, Ensign Truly Wetsnatch, dropped him like a hot asteroid without explanation though eventually she'd admitted that even though Hugh wasn't bad-looking in a fit sort of way, she just didn't find him that interesting. Two days later she sent him a message saying she had tried making a chart explaining just how mind-bogglingly dull he was but found the project so tedious she hadn't actually even finished the chart and had only sent an image file saying, \"Chart goes here.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhen Hugh gets reassigned to Night Watch he comes to enjoy the solitude and the sounds of the sleeping ship, the low thrum of the quantum drive and the complete lack of obnoxious crew members asking him why he completely failed to get into the BVD-794 Regulation Space Underpants of the most accommodating crew member onboard.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne evening, a fit of boredom sends Hugh straight to the ship's quantum drive, a mysterious power source that seems to have a mind of its own. What pleasures will he discover? Will he need a mop?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eQuantum Jacking is the first story in the erotic sci-fi comedy series Spicy Science Stories. Kinky quantum sex? You betcha. Romance? Of course not but if you wanted to read that kind of stuff you wouldn't be buying comedy sci-fi erotica in the first place.","brand":"Plain Brown Wrapper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47122850087152,"sku":"2940157918910","price":1.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940157918910_p0.jpg?v=1764106103","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940157918910","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}