{"product_id":"2940158562723","title":"Crazy B!tch","description":"My mother used to have a saying for everything.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"You can't be pretty and lucky.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eShe wasn't pretty or lucky.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find your Prince Charming.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI kissed too many of those. Sorry, but Prince Charming isn't in Hicktown, Kentucky.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"The good ones go to Heaven; the bad ones go to Hell.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGuess I'm going to Hell.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Hell is paved with good intentions.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSurprisingly, that one is true. Why? Because ...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI intended to stay away from Calder Riggs.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI intended not to fall in love with him.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI intended to find a man who wasn't a loser or a joker.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOh well, I've never been afraid of Hell, anyway.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat's why I'm Crazy Bitch!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e*WARNING*\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis work of fiction is intended for mature audiences only. All sexually active characters portrayed in this ebook are eighteen years of age or older. Please do not buy if strong sexual situations, violence, drugs, domestic discipline, and explicit language offends you.","brand":"Young Ink Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47071631343856,"sku":"2940158562723","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940158562723_p0.jpg?v=1764114131","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940158562723","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}