{"product_id":"2940158564178","title":"Bubba and the Cosmic Blood-Suckers","description":"Before Bubba Ho-Tep, there was Bubba and the Cosmic Blood-Suckers.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePart of a secret government organization designed to protect civilians, Elvis Presley and a handful of hardcore warriors set out to save the world from an invasion of hive-minded, shape-shifting vampire-like creatures from a dark dimension who have taken up residence in a New Orleans junkyard.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBesides Elvis, among these righteous warriors is a hammer-wielding descendent of John Henry of railroad fame, a Blind Man who sees more than those with sight, Jack, a strategic wizard, and Elvis's right hand man and journal writer, Johnny, all thrown in with Raven (real name Jenny) a female recruit who is also a budding pop star, and like Elvis, high on the charisma chart.    \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTheir leader is none other than Colonel Parker, Elvis's cutthroat manager, and a warrior himself, directly in contact with President Nixon, or possibly one of his doubles.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's an unnerving peek into a secret world, and a possible delusion. It's what happened before Elvis, aka Sebastian Haff, found himself in an East Texas rest home, mounted on a walker, fighting an Egyptian mummy and worrying about a growth on his pecker.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStrange monsters, wild fights, sex with a beautiful ghost, a drug-induced trip into another dimension, and all manner of mayhem ensue, along with a Mississippi riverboat ride on a giant paddle wheel, and of course, there will be 3-D glasses, fried peanut butter and 'nanna sandwiches, and a few hard working zombies.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBring the kids, but plug their ears and blindfold them. This is one wild and nasty ride to the dark side, but with laughter.","brand":"Subterranean Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47165580181744,"sku":"2940158564178","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940158564178_p0.jpg?v=1764116482","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940158564178","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}