{"product_id":"2940158619885","title":"Middlesex: Powerfully Embodying PanGender","description":"Is there life before the afterlife?  As an ultra-geeked-out hermaphrodite researching my kind, I've downloaded so much from heaven's library!  Middlesex persons are more common than science has taught.  My rainbow church embraces them.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor centuries it was a naughty secret.  Husbands embraced their wives' extra features in silence.  Once America imported the Nazi medical science, fashions became less modest, especially in swimming apparel.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHow many Middlesex babies perished?  How many were experiments like me?  Born Middlesex, they closed me up and sent me home as a 'normal' boy.  Each time I acted like a sissy, Dad gave me shock treatment and typed up a report.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Human Servo-Adaptability Gene lets our minds control the body's development.  \u003cbr\u003eSince reading the research, my body has reacted to this truth.  My ovaries are no longer dormant.  I'm Middlesex.  My best friend Colonel Karl flew us up to this secret base.  My wife can't handle my boobs.  I'm a single futa hottie now, with growing super powers.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eColonel Karl and our Middlesex friend Chris haven't left my suite for weeks.  It's like they live here now.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhy am I living here in Sus Angeles, under the North Pole?  Why are we friends with the head librarian angel of heaven?  Who knew good angels could be so bad-ass?  Do my paranormal abilities relate to my being a Middlesex person?  Does that have something to do with my job up here?  Secret heavenly knowledge overwhelms me here, making my mind spin.","brand":"Excessica Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47173029495024,"sku":"2940158619885","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940158619885_p0.jpg?v=1764116079","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940158619885","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}