{"product_id":"2940158955396","title":"Bar Trek","description":"From the deranged author of:\u003cbr\u003eBaker Street Ace 'Tec'\u003cbr\u003eDire Virgins\u003cbr\u003eMerde on the Orient Express\u003cbr\u003eIt's a Wonderful Lie!\u003cbr\u003eRaw Stars\u003cbr\u003eand\u003cbr\u003eRumped!\u003cbr\u003ecomes yet another descent into incurable insanity: Bar Trek!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThese are the voyages of the Barship Renderthighs, its five year mission: to explore strange new pubs, to seek out new liquors and new intoxication, to fall boldly where no drunk has keeled over before.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCaptained by the doubty Jiminy T-Bone Kriket, the son of the man who enjoyed so much sex populating the galaxy that he became very Thor, and supported by his trustee second in command, the Vodkan Spork, this Barfleet wassail has the indefattigable engineer Montgolfier Sot giving her all he's got, and the comms officer, Hortense Hearsahoo, hearing things.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn the med bay is Doctor Longhard McCoitus damning everything he can't fix, and the craft is piloted by that comedy duo of Hankaru Solo and Notna Cherripopoff.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut all is not swell!  A Rumolan wessel is threatening to destroy Vodka, and duplicate Barfleet officers seem to be in the offing if the Rumolans can't off them first!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCan Captain Kriket and his crew stay sober?  And who cares, really?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for fans of imperfection.","brand":"Ian Wood","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47163968520432,"sku":"2940158955396","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940158955396_p0.jpg?v=1764123550","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940158955396","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}