{"product_id":"2940158969799","title":"The BFD","description":"What do you do when you're being sued by a sexy, professional football player? \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhatever the jerk asks.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCalder Castleman nailed the top three spots on my Never Not EVER dating list.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e?Arrogant \u003cbr\u003e? Pro athlete\u003cbr\u003e? PLAYER\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhich means he's a triple threat of thou-shalt-not. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHis cocky attitude had me immediately putting him on ignore, but Never Not EVER list be damned, those mischievous hazel eyes that gleamed with his every dirty thought, along with that body of his--holy smokes, that body--suddenly had me agreeing to go on exactly one date with him. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOh. And the lawsuit he's threatened me with also might've helped persuade me. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI'm known as The Big F*%$ing Deal. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJust ask the fans. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMy job is to throw touchdown passes that win games, and I get paid millions to do it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNot only was I named the AP \"Player of the Year\" for two years running, most recently, Petra Hyatt, Hollywood gossip blogger, anointed me with the same title, she just wasn't referring to football.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYeah, yeah. I know I sound like an a$$hole, but, ladies, come on. Can I help it if I'm hot, charming and well-hung? \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn all honesty, I'm really a pretty nice guy once you get to know me. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut Rori Flannigan--possible girl of my dreams--doesn't want to get to know me. Matter of fact, she couldn't care less that she screwed with my love life and made me look like an idiot. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo I'm going to make her care.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd once she sees what a great catch I am, she'll beg me to drop the pending lawsuit make her mine. Because who wouldn't want to be with me?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI'm The BFD","brand":"Harper Bentley","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47101597057264,"sku":"2940158969799","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940158969799_p0.jpg?v=1764123105","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940158969799","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}