{"product_id":"2940169063769","title":"Sprinkle Glitter on My Grave: Observations, Rants, and Other Uplifting Thoughts About Life","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe star of Bravo's breakout scripted comedy \u003ci\u003eOdd Mom Out\u003c\/i\u003e shares her razor-sharp wit and backhanded wisdom in a deeply observed and outrageously funny collection of musings, lists, essays, and outrages.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom her unique lingo (things don't simply frighten her, they \"M. Night Shyamalan her out\") to her gimlet-eyed view of narrow-mindedness, to her morbid but curiously life-affirming parenting style, Jill Kargman is nothing if not original. In this hilarious new audiobook, the sharp-elbowed mother of three turns her unconventional lens on life and death and everything in between, including\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ethe politically correct peer pressure she felt from the new moms in her hood, the women who provided the grist for the mill of her hit television show\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ethe evolution of her aesthetic from \u003ci\u003eMiami Vice\u003c\/i\u003e vibrant (a very brief flirtation) to Wednesday Addams-meets-rocker chic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eher deep-seated New Yorker's discomfort with moving vehicles that \u003ci\u003earen't\u003c\/i\u003e taxis and subways (a.k.a. \"suburban panic disorder\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ethe family obsession with reading obituaries for their medical revelations and real estate news value\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ethe reasons why, in a land of tan-orexic baby-oil beach bakers, she chooses to honor the valor of her ghostly pallor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom a hellish visit to the Happiest Place on Earth to her unusual wedding night with Russell Crowe to her adrenaline-pumping Gay Pride parade experience, \u003ci\u003eSprinkle Glitter on My Grave\u003c\/i\u003e is as wonderfully indecent and entertaining\u003ci\u003e \u003c\/i\u003eas a spring break road trip with your best friend. Assuming your best friend is the kind of gal who still wears a motorcycle jacket to pick up the kids at school.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Penguin Random House","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47097690095856,"sku":"2940169063769","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940169063769_p0.jpg?v=1763759148","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940169063769","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}