{"product_id":"2940169117394","title":"I'm Not Gonna Lie: and Other Lies You Tell When You Turn 50","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFrom one of the most celebrated and beloved comedians and actors of our time, George Lopez, comes this hilarious, touching, and often wacky chronicle of life after fifty.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGeorge Lopez just hit the half-century mark \u003ci\u003eand \u003c\/i\u003ethe reset button on his life. Newly single and ready to embrace life, George was excited to turn fifty. It would be a welcome new phase in his life, a chance to say goodbye to a decade that included a kidney transplant and a divorce. But when he looked around a room full of his childhood friends, all gathered to celebrate his birthday, many now bald or overweight, it suddenly hit him that he was old.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat happened? And more importantly, what was \u003ci\u003ehe\u003c\/i\u003e going to do about it? George learns the hard way that when you turn 50, everything changes. You pull a muscle in your sleep. You avoid mirrors at all costs, and always, \u003ci\u003ealways\u003c\/i\u003e wear a robe. You have to schedule an appointment to have sex. You have to dye your hair and buy a bathtub with a door.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs George learns to embrace life after fifty, he invites readers into his world, sharing the ups and downs of getting older-from his relationship with a much younger woman to a bizarre session with a pet psychic, to a trip behind-the-scenes at his tumultuous two years at \u003ci\u003eLopez Tonight\u003c\/i\u003e, to an intimate look at his sacred ground, the golf course-and, for the first time, he reveals in moving detail, the story of the battle for his life against kidney disease.  \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eI'm Not Gonna Lie\u003c\/i\u003e  will make you laugh at yourself, cry about yourself, and look at turning fifty in a way you never would've imagined--through the eyes of George Lopez.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Penguin Random House","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47114122625264,"sku":"2940169117394","price":17.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940169117394_p0.jpg?v=1763673284","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940169117394","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}