{"product_id":"2940169132250","title":"Temperance Gems","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eGood people all, of every degree,\u003cbr\u003eI pray, ye all be warned by me:\u003cbr\u003eI advise ye all to pause and think,\u003cbr\u003eAnd never more to taste strong drink.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome people do say it is good when taken in moderation,\u003cbr\u003eBut, when taken to excess, it leads to tribulation,\u003cbr\u003eAlso to starvation and loss of reputation,\u003cbr\u003eLikewise your eternal soul¿s damnation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMcGonagall has been widely acclaimed as the worst poet in British history. He campaigned vigorously against excessive drinking, appearing in pubs and bars to give edifying poems and speeches. These were very popular, the people of Dundee possibly recognising that McGonagall was ¿so giftedly bad he backed unwittingly into genius¿. Six of those poems are recited here.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e(Summary collated from McGonagall¿s verse and Wikipedia by Cori Samuel.)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DISCOS PALMAS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47101662593264,"sku":"2940169132250","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940169132250_p0.jpg?v=1772800553","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940169132250","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}