{"product_id":"2940169138771","title":"You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning","description":"\u003cp\u003eFrom the author of the best-selling classics \u003ci\u003eWe're Just Like You, Only Prettier\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eBless Your Heart\u003c\/i\u003e, Tramp comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTopics include such gems as:Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cli\u003eHow Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life\u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003eStrapped for cash? Try cat whispering\u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003eSex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?\u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003eGet yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time\u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003eAirlines serving up one hot mess\u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003eAction figure Jesus\u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003eWhy Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter\u003c\/li\u003e\u003cli\u003eAnd much more!\u003c\/li\u003e\u003cp\u003eComplete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes, \u003ci\u003eYou Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning\u003c\/i\u003e is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA Macmillan Audio production.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Macmillan Audio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47104304480496,"sku":"2940169138771","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940169138771_p0.jpg?v=1763673601","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940169138771","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}