{"product_id":"2940169291711","title":"Babyhood","description":"\u003cp\u003eI'm going to be totally honest.  This is not the kind of audiobook that can help you.  It's not a \"how-to,\" a \"when-to,\" or a \"what-to-expect.\"  It's not even endorsed by anyone remotely connected to the medical profession.  (Although a cousin of mine who sells carpeting to doctors' offices not only found it \"insightful\" and \"informative,\" but felt that, \"if properly vacuumed, it should last a lifetime.\")\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"A fine endorsement,\" you say.  \"But if I have only one audiobook to buy, shouldn't I go for the helpful one?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLet's compare:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThose \"know-it-all\" books tell you how to have a happy, healthy pregnancy.  \u003ci\u003eMy\u003c\/i\u003e book mentions a squirrel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThose books tell you how to care for a newborn child.  \u003ci\u003eMy\u003c\/i\u003e book describes how tired I am.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThose books give you essential information you can use in a life-threatening emergency.  \u003ci\u003eMy\u003c\/i\u003e book has some very amusing anecdotes about poop.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo really, it's up to you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you want to be prepared and well-informed, I understand.  But if you enjoy hearing the words \"pterodactyl\" and \"uterus\" in the same book, you've come to the right place.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Penguin Random House","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47097878216944,"sku":"2940169291711","price":10.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940169291711_p0.jpg?v=1763678905","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940169291711","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}