{"product_id":"2940169323351","title":"Spontaneous","description":"\u003cp\u003eWith all the perfectly lovely young adult novels out there, you decided to check this one out? It's got spontaneously combusting teenagers in it, dude. Not the slow burning type either. We're talking the randomly exploding variety. Seniors in high school just walking along, heading to class, whistling Beyoncé, when-WA-BAM!- they're suddenly dripping off the lockers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs that really something you're into?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eConfession: I'm actually kinda into that too. So, now that we've established we're both thoroughly weird and, I assume, thoroughly open-minded, we can give it shot, right? Let's at least listen to the opening chapters of this bad-boy and see if it features some of the more intriguing elements such as...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExploding teenagers (obviously).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHallucinogenic mushrooms.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePyromaniacal boyfriends.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTriplet toddlers in powder blue suits.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAmur leopards and doomsday preppers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA foul-mouthed female POTUS.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAshtanga yoga.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e­Youtube sensations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSelf-driving Priuses.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRogue FBI agents.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMad scientists.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHomecoming.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpring break.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProm.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd ¿ Jennifer Lawrence.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eNotice how I put Jennifer Lawrence last. She's in the book, so it's not cheating. And hey, if it takes America's most beloved movie star to sell this thing, then that's what it takes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo, in closing: Jennifer Lawrence.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Penguin Random House","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47114314416368,"sku":"2940169323351","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940169323351_p0.jpg?v=1763777071","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940169323351","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}