{"product_id":"2940169379808","title":"King Dork Approximately","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFrom Frank Portman comes the long-awaited sequel to the beloved cult classic \u003ci\u003eKing Dork\u003c\/i\u003e, of which John Green, author of \u003ci\u003eThe Fault in Our Stars\u003c\/i\u003e, said, \"Basically, if you are a human being with even a vague grasp of the English language, \u003ci\u003eKing Dork\u003c\/i\u003e will rock your world.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAside from the stitches and the head wound, Tom Henderson is the same old King Dork. He's still trying to work out who to blame for the new scar on his forehead, the memory loss, and his father's mysterious death. But illicit female hospital visitations, \u003ci\u003eThe Catcher in the Rye\u003c\/i\u003e, and the Hillmont High sex-pocalypse have made him a new man.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat doesn't make you stronger can kill you, though, and tenth grade, act two, promises to be a killer. Tom's down one bloodstained army coat, one Little Big Tom, and two secret semi-imaginary girlfriends. Now his most deeply held beliefs about alphabetical-order friendship, recycling, school spirit, girls, rock and roll, the stitching on jeans, the Catcher Code, and the structure of the universe are about to explode in his face. If only a female robot's notes could solve the world's problems, he'd have a chance. But how likely is that?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eKing Dork Approximately\u003c\/i\u003e--it feels like the first time. Like the very first time.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Penguin Random House","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47101881221360,"sku":"2940169379808","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940169379808_p0.jpg?v=1763781627","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940169379808","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}