{"product_id":"2940169460810","title":"Love, Sincerely Yours","description":"\u003cp\u003eDear Mister.. . . no, too formal.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHey there sweet cheeks. . . no, too forward.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Clears throat*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTo whom it may concern,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFull disclosure; before we move forward with this email, I would like it to be known that I have consumed an adequate amount of alcoholic beverages to intoxicate myself tonight. Three margaritas, two shots, and one beer amp;mdash; because it was free.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI think it's important to be open and honest with your co-workers, don't you?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo here I am, being open and honest. Drunk but honest. Or just drunk with lust? You decide.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI have a hopeless, foolish, schoolgirl crush on you when you are the last person on earth I should be falling for. Did you know people around the office call you a sadist? An egomaniac. An insensitive, arrogant prick. But what they don't know is your bark is worse than your bite. And that bite doesn't scare me. The fact is, I'd love that bite of yours to nip at my bare skin while we're both wearing nothing but sheets.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor once I want you to look at me as more than one of your employees.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd as long as we're being honest, that navy blue suit you wear? With the crisp white shirt? It really makes me want to loosen your tie and show you exactly who's boss.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLove,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSincerely,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYours\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Emily Padraic","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47114450305264,"sku":"2940169460810","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940169460810_p0.jpg?v=1763683235","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940169460810","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}