{"product_id":"2940169560084","title":"A Demon Stole My Kitty","description":"\u003cp\u003eI'm a witch. Not a good one or a bad one, although according to the snooty wizards, I'm a stain upon their robes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut who cares what those snobs say? I've got a job to do; stop demons from infiltrating Earth and killing all the witches. Concentrating on my job is hard, though.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFirst, the guy who's decided he's going to help me is hotter than Arizona in the summer. Like seriously, melt-my-panties-into-ash sexy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSecond, demons are targeting witches such as me because, apparently, we're a tasty snack.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFinally, the kitten I adopted has gone missing, and if I'm not mistaken, a demon stole it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf there's one thing you should never do, it's mess with a witch's pussy. I don't care who I have to fight to get my furball back! And if I fall in love along the way . . . then it will at least get my mother off my back.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eContains mature themes.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tantor Audio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47098007847152,"sku":"2940169560084","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940169560084_p0.jpg?v=1763687073","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940169560084","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}