{"product_id":"2940169587623","title":"Demonic and Deserted","description":"\u003cp\u003eGood girls wear white. Bad girls wear white anyway.  \u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eWe've all heard of wedding-day disasters, like when a jealous ex-lover crashes the ceremony and causes a scene, or the photographer cancels at the last minute.   \u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eNow let me tell you about my wedding day - the day thousands of demonic spiders chased my fiance and me off the elevator and into the Devil's den. And don't get me started on hellacious honeymoons. I spent the night shaking horny Monkey Hitler off my leg.  \u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eInstead of sipping margaritas on a sunny beach with a rock on my finger and the man of my dreams beside me, I'm demonic and deserted, stuck inside Hell's Hotel with a bad case of fleas, praying our sadistic host doesn't throw us out.   \u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eTo say my wedding day was a disaster would have to be the understatement of the millennium. I just hope our friends can save us before it's too late, because that squirming thing on my fork definitely doesn't taste like chicken, and I forgot to pack my SPF 10,000 sunblock.  \u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eContains mature themes.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tantor Audio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47099743731952,"sku":"2940169587623","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940169587623_p0.jpg?v=1763688130","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940169587623","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}