{"product_id":"2940169977097","title":"Daddy, Stop Talking!: And Other Things My Kids Want But Won't Be Getting (Abridged)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe comedian, actor, television host, podcast king, and \u003cem\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/em\u003e bestselling author of \u003cem\u003ePresident Me, Not Taco Bell Material\u003c\/em\u003e, and \u003cem\u003eIn Fifty Years Weamp;#8217;ll All Be Chicks\u003c\/em\u003e now lays down the law on the plight of the modern parent.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eParents, do you often think that if your kids had to grow up the way you didamp;#8212;without iPads, 70-inch flatscreen TVs, American Girl dolls, and wifi in the climate controlled minivanamp;#8212;that they might actually be better off? Do you feel underappreciated or ignored? Do you worry youamp;#8217;re raising a bunch of spoiled softies who will never know how to do anything themselvesamp;#8212;because you do everything for them? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you need \u003cem\u003eDaddy, Stop Talking.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAdam rips parenthood a new one, telling it straight about what adults must do if they donamp;#8217;t want to have to support their kids forever. Using his own crappy childhood as a cautionary tale, and touting the pitfalls of the kind of helicopter parenting so pervasive today, \u003cem\u003eDaddy, Stop Talking\u003c\/em\u003e is the only parenting book you should ever read. Here, too, is sage advice to Adamamp;#8217;s own kidsamp;#8212;and to future parentsamp;#8212;on what matters most: dating; drinking and drugs; buying your first house and car; puberty; and what kind of assholes his kids (and yours) should avoid becoming. Even if his own son and daughter pretty much ignore everything he says, you shouldnamp;#8217;t. And youamp;#8217;re welcome. Again.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HarperCollins Publishers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47100513386736,"sku":"2940169977097","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940169977097_p0.jpg?v=1763789955","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940169977097","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}