{"product_id":"2940170035939","title":"A Girl's Guide to Vampires","description":"\u003cp\u003eJoy Randall's Top 5 Tips for Vampire Hunters:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003e  Location, location, location. Vampires won't be caught dead (ha!) in places like discos, ten-minute lube shops, or Switzerland. Remember, if you wouldn't be there, neither would a bloodsucker.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e  Trust your eyes. You know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin? He's your vampire.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e  No matter how tempting it might be, do not \"accidentally\" acquire a paper cut on your finger and suggest your vampire kiss it to make it better.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e  Play it cool. Don't offer to accompany your prince of the night on the talk-show circuit, and whatever you do, don't offer him your heart!\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e  Most of all, remember: being a vampire is nothing to laugh about.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"HarperCollins Publishers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47114912432368,"sku":"2940170035939","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940170035939_p0.jpg?v=1763699744","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940170035939","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}