{"product_id":"2940170138661","title":"Dirty Jokes and Beer (Abridged)","description":"We all know Drew Carey from his award-winning stand-up career, and his hit\u003cbr\u003etelevision show, but do we really Drew Carey, the person? In his first book, the\u003cbr\u003ebawdy and irreverent DIRTY JOKES AND BEER, find out about all the many sides to\u003cbr\u003ethis misunderstood Hollywood star:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Health Conscious Drew:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci\u003eThey say that exercise and proper diet are the keys to\u003cbr\u003ea longer, healthier life. Oh well...Watch for my next book, \"How I Died While\u003cbr\u003eJogging.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eDrew the Lover:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci\u003e I read the Forum letters in Penthouse thinking that I could\u003cbr\u003elearn from them. I remember thinking sometimes when I was having sex, \"Lets see\u003cbr\u003enow. How did 'Surprised in Cincinnati' do it?\"...If a\u003c\/i\u003e Playboy \u003ci\u003ePlaymate said in\u003cbr\u003eher questionnaire that she liked a guy in tight pants, I would go out and buy\u003cbr\u003esome tight pants. If she said she liked well-endowed men with big muscles and\u003cbr\u003ehairy chests, I would cry.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd Drew's formula that took him from a lonely teenager to a successful mega-\u003cbr\u003estar...\u003ci\u003eavoid cheap cologne and cheesy bikini underwear. Don't expect sex on the\u003cbr\u003efirst date, and never pay more than twenty dollars for a lap dance\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAll this, plus a section that Drew calls \"...kind of Drew Carey in the Fourth\u003cbr\u003eDimension [but] still close enough to the real Drew to scare me.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis audiobook contains adult language.","brand":"Simon \u0026 Schuster","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47160760664304,"sku":"2940170138661","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940170138661_p0.jpg?v=1763702973","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940170138661","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}