{"product_id":"2940170153138","title":"I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eNow that Iamp;#8217;m a mom, I know the most painful part isnamp;#8217;t getting something giant through your hooha. Itamp;#8217;s having a real live child.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you are the kind of mom who shapes your kiddoamp;#8217;s organic quinoa into reproductions of the Mona Lisa, do not read this book. If you stayed up pastamp;#160;midnightamp;#160;to create posters for your PTO presidential campaign, do not read this book. If you look down your nose at parents who have Dominoamp;#8217;s pizza on speed dial, do not read this book.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut if you are the kind of parent who accidentally goes ballistic on your rugrats every morning because they wonamp;#8217;t put their shoes on and then you feel super guilty about it all day so you take them to McDonalds for a special treat but really itamp;#8217;s because you opened up your freezer and panicked because you forgot to buy more frozen pizzas, then absolutely read this book.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eI WANT MY EPIDURAL BACK\u003c\/em\u003eamp;#160;is a celebration of mediocre parents and how awesome they are and how their kids love them just as much as children with perfect parents. Karen Alpertamp;#8217;s honest but hilarious observations, stories, quips and pictures will have you nodding your head and peeing in your pants. Or on the toilet if youamp;#8217;re smart and read it there.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HarperCollins Publishers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47104813367536,"sku":"2940170153138","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940170153138_p0.jpg?v=1763703378","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940170153138","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}