{"product_id":"2940170367023","title":"A Guide to Men","description":"\u003cp\u003eA series of occasionally witty one-liners, poems and considerations on the subject of Men, Women and their Conjunction. By turns tender, bland, sexist (in both directions!) and funny. Summary by Cori Samuel.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFrom the text:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA man is like a park squirrel; if you fling your favors or your charms at his head he will never come up and eat out of your hand.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEven Satan could find a woman to call him \"Dearie,\" if he would simply tell her that all he needed was \"a beautiful woman's uplifting influence.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEvery bride fancies that she married the original \"cave-man\" until she tries to persuade him to go out and argue with the furniture-movers.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DISCOS PALMAS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47123237798128,"sku":"2940170367023","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940170367023_p0.jpg?v=1772801967","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940170367023","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}