{"product_id":"2940170515844","title":"Boss I Love to Hate","description":"\u003cb\u003eDear Mr. Brisken,\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHow do I hate you? Let me count the ways.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI hate your smug, sexy millionaire face. I hate your cocky, skirt chasing, playboy ways. I hate working as your secretary-but, I love the pay. It almost makes dealing with you worth it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI hate how my friends call you a BILF, when really BILK (Boss I'd Like to Kill) is more appropriate.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI hate that I need you to be my date for my best friend's wedding because my ex-boyfriend, the King of Heartbreakers, and his new busty blonde girlfriend will be in attendance.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut mostly, I hate how once the charade is over, I might not hate you at all . . . it was so much easier when you were the Boss I Loved To Hate.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eContains mature themes.","brand":"Tantor Audio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47115386650864,"sku":"2940170515844","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940170515844_p0.jpg?v=1763711244","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940170515844","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}