{"product_id":"2940170545100","title":"Clam Jam","description":"\u003ci\u003eClam Jam.\u003c\/i\u003e Definition: the female equivalent of a cock block. Example: You're chatting with a guy you're interested in and your friend comes along and lays claim to him. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaggie:\u003c\/b\u003e That's my life-except it's worse. My friend who keeps \"jamming\" me is my gay roommate. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFact: He went home with three-yes, three-of the guys I had been so sure were into me. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFact: He's really pissing me off. I'll never manage to get a boyfriend before the age of fifty if he keeps this up.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003eFact: Secretly, I wonder what it would be like if he weren't gay. Why do all the hot, sweet, tender-hearted guys have to be gay? \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eRy:\u003c\/b\u003e The day I interviewed for the room to rent, everything changed. I knew I had met \u003ci\u003ethe girl\u003c\/i\u003e, except there was one small problem: she'd been burned badly and didn't want to deal with a heterosexual guy as a roommate. I could've found another place to live, but I wanted to live there-with her. So I had to go \"undercover.\"\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003eFact: I'm in love with my roommate.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFact: She's going to hate me if I come clean now. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFact: I'm not giving up. Which means, I'll just have to continue to run defense until I figure out a way to get Maggie to see the \"real\" me. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eContains mature themes.","brand":"Tantor Audio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47115452154096,"sku":"2940170545100","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940170545100_p0.jpg?v=1763712042","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940170545100","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}