{"product_id":"2940170636457","title":"His Banana: Objects of Attraction Series, Book 1","description":"\u003cp\u003eMy new boss likes rules, but there's one nobody dares to break...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo touching his banana.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSeriously. The guy is like a potassium addict.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOf course, I touched it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you want to get technical, I actually put it in my mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI chewed it up, too....\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI even swallowed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI know. Bad, bad, girl.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen I saw him, and believe it or not, choking on a guy's banana does not make the best first impression.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI should backtrack a little here. Before I ever touched a billionaire's banana, I got my first real assignment as a business reporter. This wasn't the same old bottom-of-the-barrel assignment I always got. I wasn't going to interview a garbage man about his favorite routes or write a piece on how picking up dog poop from people's yards is the next big thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNope. None of the above, thank you very much.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis was my big break. My chance to prove I wasn't a bumbling, clumsy, accident-prone walking disaster. I was infiltrating Galleon Enterprises to follow up on suspicions of corruption.  \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCue the James Bond music.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI could do this. All I had to do was land the position as an intern and nail my interview with Bruce Chamberson.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eForget the fact that he looked like somebody carved him out of liquid female desire, then sprinkled on some \"makes men question their sexuality\" for good measure. I needed to make this work. No accidents. No disasters. No clumsiness. All I needed to do was hold it together for less than an hour.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFast forward to the conference room before the interview, and that's where you would find me with a banana in my hand. A banana that literally had his name on it in big, black sharpie. It was a few seconds later when he walked in and caught me yellow-handed. A few seconds after that was when he hired me.  \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYeah. I know. It didn't seem like a good sign to me, either.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eContains mature themes.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tantor Audio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47100013609200,"sku":"2940170636457","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940170636457_p0.jpg?v=1763714794","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940170636457","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}