{"product_id":"2940170637355","title":"Green","description":"\u003cp\u003eHow dare he? How dare he come into my store, The Green Vegan Shop, with a t-shirt saying: I didn't claw myself to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables?  \u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eI get it. He's a chef and meat lover, but does he have to flash it in my face every time he shops here? Honestly, I try to be nice to everyone. I'm a vegan after all. We're nice people...but this guy gets under my skin. Like a tick. And he brings out the feisty redhead lurking inside me. He is easily the most infuriating, selfish, and cruel bastard in the city of Seattle.  \u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eMelody is proving to herself and the world that she has what it takes to run a successful business, based on sustainability and fair trade. Her family thinks she should be focusing on starting a family since she's already 32, and she is trying. But even with the help of an agency it seems impossible to find a decent man who matches her criteria and has what it takes to excite her. It's not that she's frigid, it's just that she's attracted to the wrong man.   \u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eContains mature themes.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tantor Audio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47123388662000,"sku":"2940170637355","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940170637355_p0.jpg?v=1763714679","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940170637355","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}