{"product_id":"2940170695874","title":"Marry Me","description":"\u003cp\u003eDear Anders,\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eYou're cordially invited to stop messing around with my emotions. You had your chance and like a coward, ran away when it got too difficult. Couldn't you handle wanting your best friends, little sister? You didn't want me bad enough?\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eLike I said - coward.\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eWell, guess what? You lost your chance and now I'm engaged to someone who isn't you. Thank. God. But I'm going to be the bigger person here - for the sake of my brother - and truly hope you can make the wedding and join in on all of the festivities. I hope you don't choke on the champagne. Or do. Whatever.\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eSincerely,\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eGiselle\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eContains mature themes.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tantor Audio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47117501890800,"sku":"2940170695874","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940170695874_p0.jpg?v=1763715175","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940170695874","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}