{"product_id":"2940170696291","title":"Three Trials: The Dark Side Book 2","description":"\u003cp\u003eSo, I've checked off some life goals and added a few new ones to my list:\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cul\u003e  \u003cli\u003eGet out of hell's belly without letting my ungrateful charges die.\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003eGet a new name that's more badass.\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003eStop wasting my breath on lectures and start annoying the quad hell squad every time they annoy me. Fight fire with fire. Ha! Another hell pun.\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003eFind out who the hell killed me.\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003c\/ul\u003e  \u003cp\u003eI'll add more. I don't want to overwhelm myself before I even finish checking off my old goals. But seriously, I really do need a more badass name, considering how much I have to keep saving my damsels in distress.\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eI probably shouldn't call them damsels, since they're a little murderous and all. \u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eMaybe I should add seeing a hell-certified psychologist to my list of goals.\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eContains mature themes.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tantor Audio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47102493884656,"sku":"2940170696291","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940170696291_p0.jpg?v=1763813639","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940170696291","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}