{"product_id":"2940170719495","title":"Some Day You'll Thank Me for This: The Official Southern Ladies' Guide to Being a \"Perfect\" Mother","description":"Southern society is arranged along matriarchal lines, since the Southern matriarch is a far more formidable being than the much nicer Southern male. She has to be this way; she was put on earth with a sacred mission: to drum good manners and the proper religion-ancestor worship-into the next generation.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn \u003ci\u003eSome Day You'll Thank Me for This\u003c\/i\u003e, Gayden Metcalfe and Charlotte Hays, the bestselling authors of \u003ci\u003eBeing Dead Is No Excuse\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eSomebody Is Going to Die If Lilly Beth Doesn't Catch That Bouquet\u003c\/i\u003e, deliver up a hilarious treatise-complete with appropriate recipes from those finicky, demanding moms-on the joys, trials, and tribulations of being the daughter of a Southern mother. Including such chapters as \"A Crown in Heaven-The Southern Mother's Ultimate Passive-Aggressive Fashion Accoutrement,\" \"Grande Dames and Other Mothers,\" and \"Grandmothers: Why Precious Angel Baby Grandchildren Are So Much More Fun Than Granny's Own Bad Children,\" this is the perfect gift for any Southern mother-or the daughter of one.","brand":"Tantor Audio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47105076265200,"sku":"2940170719495","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940170719495_p0.jpg?v=1763815214","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940170719495","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}