{"product_id":"2940170820849","title":"My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands","description":"You've either done it or know someone who has: the one-night stand, the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar, sometimes the sole payoff for your friend's irritating wedding, or the only relief from a disastrous vacation. Often embarrassing and uncomfortable, occasionally outlandish, but most times just a necessary and irresistible evil, the one-night stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stool.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEnter Chelsea Handler. Gorgeous, sharp, and anything but shy, Chelsea loves men and lots of them. \u003ci\u003eMy Horizontal Life\u003c\/i\u003e chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion. From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her even shorter dalliance with a well-endowed little person, from her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebound with a man who likes to play leather dress-up, Chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her one-night stands with hilarious honesty. Encouraged by her motley collection of friends (aka: her partners in crime) but challenged by her family members (who at times find themselves a surprise part of the encounter), Chelsea hits bottom and bounces back, unafraid to share the gritty details. \u003ci\u003eMy Horizontal Life\u003c\/i\u003e is one guilty pleasure you won't be ashamed to talk about in the morning.","brand":"Tantor Audio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47117472170224,"sku":"2940170820849","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940170820849_p0.jpg?v=1763718504","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940170820849","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}