{"product_id":"2940170826155","title":"Vodka On The Rocks","description":"There are rules to life that one just obeys in order to stay on the right path. For example:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou don't wear dirty panties out of the house. You just never know who's going to see them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003eA lady must always have chocolate at the ready-just in case the world as she knows it comes to an end.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003eYou don't egg on a drunk woman who's pissed off at life.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhy, you ask? Because they start bar fights, that's why.\u003cbr\u003eCasten Red, the unofficial enforcer of the Uncertain Saints MC, wasn't necessarily trying to urge her into doing anything illegal, and he definitely wasn't trying to get her into a fight with a group of men who were all twice her size.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHe should've followed his gut instinct and turned around that first moment he saw her in the bar, but Casten has never liked following the rules. Why the hell would he start now?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eContains mature themes.","brand":"Tantor Audio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47098552451312,"sku":"2940170826155","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940170826155_p0.jpg?v=1763718825","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940170826155","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}